Cruster

A pristine, crisp, refreshing, cold beer in a can. 24 racks are preferred, but most frat stars enjoy 30 racks of crusters.

"Hey dude are we heading to the bars tonight? If so, we need to snag a 24 of crusters."

"I'm about to get super scripto after this 10th cruster."

"Toss me a cruster, bro."

by Scripto Cruster December 13, 2016

crustcrotchment

When you put your hand down a nasty girls pants and can't get your fingers in due to crustcrotchment.

Her crustcrotchment was thick enough to float a bottle cap on.

by cocolpetzeretcolpetzer May 6, 2018

Crustering

When a crusten is in the act of buffering or distracted by a jelly bean.

Justin spent the entire shift crustering and going extra slow

by Dings666 July 24, 2019

Cruster

A term coined by Canadian divorced streamer Félix 'xQc' Lengyel.

To be a cruster is to only care about superficial things in life, one that has no foundation to build their opinion on.

The type of person to lack a 'core', an inner value.

Octavius: Haha wow this video is so bad, it only has 40.000 views
Chadley: You are such a cruster, get professional help.

by exqueueseael January 26, 2023

coventry cruster

A tasty pastry that can be bought from any good bakers...such as Greggs.

I'm going to the bakery to buy a coventry cruster, would you like me to purchase one for yourself?

by chris farquhar May 23, 2006

Cruster

shooting one's load in a female's eye while she sleeps. when she awakes, her eye is crusted over and it can't be opened.

by Anonymous March 18, 2003

crustyringfinger

crustyringfinger is a really cool guy on tiktok, he’s also really handsome.

Man, have you seen crustyringfinger’s tiktok?

Nah bro, my mom made me clean the ceilings 🙄

by LuckyLeese June 20, 2021