crysterbate

To masturbate and cry simultaneously.

"Dude, you hear Bob's gf broke up with him last night before sex?"

"Yeah, he's probably in a crysterbate session right now."

by Zokwhat April 28, 2014

Crysterbate

1)When you are sad and horny at the same time, you crysterbate. Crying while jerking it.

2)Christerbate same as crysterbate but doing a Jesus Christ pose.

James found out his girlfriend was cheating on him, he locked himself in his room to crysterbate.

by Evan Bahler February 2, 2020

Casterbater

Fly fisherman who will not leave their flies on the water. Limiting their quality of fishing. A person who casts too much.

I fished with this guy today. He was a total casterbater

by fishguyd September 13, 2009

Crysturbate

Depressed masturbating that results in crying from being so lonely.

Richard was so lonely, yet so horny, he would crysturbate himself to sleep

by meggymc October 27, 2017

Crysturbate

Being so depressed with any aspect of your life, normally your love life, that you cry before, during, or after masturbating alone in your room.

After getting turned down on Valentine's day, Greg went home and crysturbated the night away.

by Blind idiot February 15, 2018

Crysterbation

1.Verb- crying whilst in the process of masturbation.

2.Noun- see above

Portrayed accurately in Little Ashes by Robert Pattinson when his gay lover hooks up with the girl he loves while he is in the room (confused yet? Don't be, basically Robert Pattinson is incapable of playing a character that questions his sexuality) (oh by the way, Little Ashes is an accurate portrayl of Salvador Dali's life, soooo as far as I know, Salvador Dali is the only case of crysterbation in mass media. More win for surrealists) "I thought he was simply crying in his room until he ran out of breath and I heard something else; he was clearly crysterbating."

by Salvador Dali win December 23, 2010

Crasterbation

Crasterbation is when you masturbate too much and then you have to decide about coming later as you've been spanking the monkey too frequently.

I was crasterbating this morning and had no problem getting a woody but since I crasterbate everyday of the year I understand why I wasn't able to cum. To crasterbation is to pull the pud.

by Professor PMS December 26, 2014