crustaceanalism

The act or acts of acting/sensationalizing or being a crusy crustacean.

*may also be related to cats, though, cats aren’t crustaceans*

That was a sincere act of crustaceanalism

by Keronica Kadwell October 18, 2018

Crustolean

The chunk of poop that build up inside a didgeridoo when defecated in that act as valves to help produce its unique sound.

Man this cobber acting like a chunky crustolean.

by Escobaros June 14, 2019

Sexual Crustaceans

Otherwise known as crabs, sexual crustaceans are obtained from doing the dirty with a someone dirty. Sexual crustaceans itch at the pores of hair that are infected and can only be killed by medicated shampoo.

Yo raw-dogged that dirty ass hooker and she gave me some of her sexual crustaceans.

by Umass Lowell Leitch Basement November 22, 2009

chrustacean

Crusty young man who belongs in the ocean

Christian is a chrustacean

by Tan_starr August 29, 2003

crustacea

1. a crusty ass person who low key lit on the inside, also known as christina

2. a crustacean fetish

1. omfg everybody run, it's crustacea!!
2. omg you like crustacea!?! you too willldddd

by ccspamsyaboi November 5, 2016

Crustaceous

a word describing the crusty nature of something.

"You're about as crustaceous as a crab!"

by The Lilster January 22, 2023

crustamanium

a place surronded by a bunch of unattractive, old, dirty people.

dude i went downtown when the shoes were by two get 1 pair free and it was this years crustamanium

by natalie July 15, 2003