Debilitating, involuntary and powerful expulsion of the contents of the lower colon and/or rectum, barely arrested by a nimble brown eye muscle. Victims exhibit telltale "peg leg" like hobble as knees and ankles are locked out. Inquisitions for bathroom, broom closet, back alley, car wash, etc. normally accompany this demoralizing digestive state.
"Joe why u walkin' like that? You break your knees?"
"Naw bra-'sall good- Jus da Crippleshits. Where da bathroom in this joint?"
"Naw bra-'sall good- Jus da Crippleshits. Where da bathroom in this joint?"
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When one sews up their asshole for 3 weeks in order to build up a significant amount of fecal matter. They then fuck someone's asshole, and pulls out to reveal a gaping asshole. They then unsew their ass and shit into the gaping ass, making sure to lick off any of the shit that misses and/or drips off. The gaping ass is then fisted so that it gets pushed up through the ass and then is vomited out. This vomit-shit is then used for urethral fingering lube. In order to prevent getting a UTI, both parties urinate out the vomit-shit, which is what is called "cropple juice".
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Bro, the sergeant walked over to me, snatched my birthday card out of my hands, crinkled it up and threw it on the floor! Yeah, dude, the sergeant crumple fucked the birthday card my momma sent to me, too.
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Get the Send a Cripple Nudes Day mug.In professional wrestling, the wrestler Chris Benoit uses a type of crossface called the Crippler Crossface.
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