Crumps

When you have all diseases known to mankind such as: aids, poverty, foreign accent syndrome and ligma

Person: Yo its Hoang he's got crumps
DJ Domalaon: Yeah man he's got crumps fr

by greenlipasepyramid February 22, 2023

Crumpulent

A word to describe the curvature of a bagel at 9 am.

Wow, crumpulent!

by Bagoul March 17, 2023

Crimpus

Crimpus is the physical manifestation of pain and suffering on earth. 1 day no Crimpus means that you will go down Niagara Falls in a barrel. Two weeks no Crimpus means you will be dissected like a fish.

I barely slept last night. The Crimpus got me!

by CarbonConsumer25 July 11, 2023

Crumpulance

An ambulance that is being used for someone who has had a stroke.

Help! I'm having a stronk. Call a crumpulance.

by SmartBuisnessMan01 May 18, 2024

Crumpsatuntical

The act of being a self-adsorbed and narcissistic.

I was very Crumpsatuntical on return of the webinar.

by turkeygobble September 18, 2025

KIERAN CRUMPS BIRTHDAY 2020

Kieran is a cool underrated guy! It’s his 15th birthday and that’s sound so hey kieran it’s me have a good day! If you see this send it to the groupchat

HEY ITS KIERAN CRUMPS BIRTHDAY 2020

by Lapford Mafia October 31, 2020