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Crumps

When you have all diseases known to mankind such as: aids, poverty, foreign accent syndrome and ligma
Person: Yo its Hoang he's got crumps
DJ Domalaon: Yeah man he's got crumps fr
by greenlipasepyramid February 22, 2023
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Crumpulent

A word to describe the curvature of a bagel at 9 am.
Wow, crumpulent!
by Bagoul March 17, 2023
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Crimpus

Crimpus is the physical manifestation of pain and suffering on earth. 1 day no Crimpus means that you will go down Niagara Falls in a barrel. Two weeks no Crimpus means you will be dissected like a fish.
I barely slept last night. The Crimpus got me!
by CarbonConsumer25 July 11, 2023
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Crumpulance

An ambulance that is being used for someone who has had a stroke.
Help! I'm having a stronk. Call a crumpulance.
by SmartBuisnessMan01 May 18, 2024
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Crumpsatuntical

The act of being a self-adsorbed and narcissistic.
I was very Crumpsatuntical on return of the webinar.
by turkeygobble September 18, 2025
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KIERAN CRUMPS BIRTHDAY 2020

Kieran is a cool underrated guy! It’s his 15th birthday and that’s sound so hey kieran it’s me have a good day! If you see this send it to the groupchat
HEY ITS KIERAN CRUMPS BIRTHDAY 2020
by Lapford Mafia October 31, 2020
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