Something crawled up your ass and died!

Term used to describe an unusually bad smelling fart. The implecation is that the fart smells like a rotting animal combined with shit.

Damn, John, what the hell happened? It smells like something crawled up your ass and died!

by Waycoolrich August 8, 2007

Crowned-hound

To be so drunk that all one is capabale of is to smoke more hounds and to drink more crowns.

Well biyz I'm not messing i was like a crowned-hound in the fling last night.

You will never get gowl when you are a crowned-hound.

by MrSkark December 16, 2005

Dire Crowley

Headmage at Night Raven College also known to be the hottest man known ever

person 1: Omg Dire crowley is so hot

person 2: real

by Paaedk December 2, 2022

crowded

when there's no more room for bruising and your balls feel like they are going to explode. either because u were hit in the balls or because you got your NUTS SMASHED!!!

man-"hey baby I lost my virginity can I have yours?"

lady-"Oh my fuck!!!(smashes his nuts with a Chuck Norris kick!)

man(to friends)- omg it hurts so bad she god damn CROWDED my balls(faints)

by J-4$yTH April 14, 2009

Crowley

Weird guy

That guy is a Crowley

by AQSaints April 29, 2016

Mr. Crowley

Some Asshole Ozzy Ozbourne sung about.
Song has a superb riff and lead guitar.

I jam out to Mr. Crowley on LSD while walking accross the Brooklyn Bridge in my banana hammock

by WeSlEyPiPeS6969 November 29, 2009

Aleister Crowley

An early 20th century occultist, poet, mountaineer, and recreational drug user. He created a spiritual belief system known as 'Thelema', Greek word for will. He is one strange motha fucka, but isn't as bad as everyone makes him out to be. He titled himself as 'the beast 666'. And is well know for his sex magick, and other magickal practices/works.

Aleister Crowley made some ravioli's

by Goatman777 December 26, 2018