Large cost

Getting hella ass.
Use this term if you're an assman

I went over her house to get a large cost but she was being a bitch

by Ralphanator42 May 14, 2017

Costco

A warehouse where. after a small membership fee, one can bring one's family to get free breakfast, lunch, and dinner -- commonly known as 'samples'.

We were hungry, so we went on an outing to Costco.

by Luddz May 26, 2015

chostincut

A cut you receive from a handjob where the servicer has one long middle fingernail. Side effects may include the desire to stay up all night and watch anime.

A: "Sup buddy, want a handjob?"

B: "No thanks, the last time you gave me one you gave me a chostincut."

A: "Ok then. Wanna go to cha?"

B: "No thanks, I'm too busy watching anime."

by racist chris August 22, 2011

hall of cost

An alleged event where some people got a little banged up. Six million or two hundred thousand, it's tragic either way.

Moishe, this heat! It's another hall of cost out here!

by Torque Wheeler @stealthygeek August 19, 2022

freer than a free sample at costco

When you're so free that you are actually compared to a free sample at costco.

Guy 1:Your freer than a free sample at costco? u got boxed like a fish? ur wiener is built like a tic tac? ur short? grow? ur dogwater? ur literally dogwater? any askers? looking for an asker? did i ask? earnings check? u have none?

by YourEverydayRetard February 23, 2021

George Costanza

A close friend of Jerry Seinfeld in the show 'Seinfeld.' He keeps all of his receipts in his wallet at all times, which in turn he keeps in his back pocket. His wallet is so massive that, when sitting down at a resturaunt, he must put a stack of napkins beneath the other pocket to level himself. Played by Jason Alexander.

Hey, did you see the Seinfeld rerun last night?
Yeah, it was the one where George sleeps under his desk, and Jerry calls a bomb threat.
Oh George Costanza...that George Costanza, when will he ever learn?

by Scott Irving January 2, 2006

Costanza nap

n. kuh-stan-zuh nap. Nap under one's desk while at his or her place of work.

I stayed out too late last night so I will definitely need a Costanza nap at work tomorrow.

by FearLightBeerFlight July 15, 2011