cooktease

Someone who posts on social media some delicious-looking food that they ostensibly prepared, and tells you how delicious it was and that it's now gone.

Michael was such a cooktease when he posted a picture of a gorgeous apple pie only to go on and tell us how he and his guests had eaten every last slice.

by Steven W. E. March 11, 2021

cocktease

A man who teases a woman with his cock

Oh Daniel you are such a cocktease teasing me with your cock i just cant resist

by StarseedWarrior June 27, 2015

cocktease

one who teases the male penis

Jenny is such a whore, what a cocktease!

by Vadim January 23, 2005

clocktease

Somebody who has the ability to manipulate time

Did you watch Back To The Future?
Yeah! Marty is such a clocktease.

by Arnehehe February 18, 2008

Crockasexual

A person who is emotionally, physically, and/or sexually attracted or committed to members of the same sex.

1. S.C
2. (a) You 'Crockasexual'!
(b) I don't like boys, im not 'crockasexual'

by asasdaf June 9, 2007

cooktease

When someone promises to make you food but doesn't

Emily was going to make me baked mac and cheese but flaked. What a cooktease.

by JoePanc July 21, 2016

cocktease formal

formalwear and/or cosplay attire primarily intended to be seductive.

"Yes I bought a waistcoat, it's called cocktease formal, look it up." -Niece Waidhofer

by The Chained Lynx March 3, 2021