When a man toasts a poptart then proceeds to inject it into the womens pussy. He then attempts to eat the jammed and heated poptart before it gets cold. This is more enjoyable with an asian because of the chinese sounding moans. CHICKS LOVE IT!
For breakfast I had a Chinging Urban Poptart...It was covered in delicious strawberry jam..."homemade" =]
when a woman - preferably a virgin - hears/sees that her lover has an extremely large penis, and her vagina cringes when she gets a thought of them having sex.
girl - so..how was this weekend?
virgin - I had a major cringina moment when I found out how big his shlong was.
girl - ohh..all you need is a little pratice and your cringina will go away! :D
virgin - D':
Start "crinking" in small towns outside of your area and "crink" your way home. Of course you will be too "crunk" to drive so you will take a "crab ride" home.