Scarlet Crimpernel

The mysterious and undetected figure responsible for fouling public toilets (including those in the work place) in a most heinous manner. To Crimp in the modern vernacular being the verb to open one's bowels. In these cases the faeces usually manifests itself on the rear side of the toilet seat. Using complex trigonometry and huge amounts of conjecture, scientists have hypothesised that a human sub-species possessing an Anus in the lower back is responsible.

Jenkins: By jings Frobisher! Some poor fellow has made a deeply unsuccessful attempt at dropping night soil in this Privy.

Frobisher: Jenkins you bloody fool! Can't you see? This is obviously the work of the Scarlet Crimpernel. Call the Gendarmes!

by BrianTrousers February 16, 2009

crumped

adj. drunk.

Origen: University of Connecticut, Towers Residence Halls, circa fall 2003. A modification of crunked.

See also crumpt.

Mingione has been drinking all day and now he's crumped.

by mmm...nah July 15, 2004

Crumped out

To space out. Unresponsive to questions. Starring into space while someone is talking to you.

Man, that dude was crumped out, all he said was 'huh'

by topgas March 17, 2010

Crumped

when you go somewhere for an easy job and it all goes to shit

I was supposed to have an early knock off today but I got crumped

by Pegabro June 21, 2018

Chimped

Rocking up to a fight without your leader and going straight back home.

I was going to crush them until I got chimped

by Tdiz123 June 1, 2018

Crumped

The act of being hit so hard space distorts

Jock 1: Did you hear about Jock 3?
Jock 2: What happened?
Jock 1: Dude got crumped

by The ‘High’ Cleric February 27, 2020

Crimedy

A movie genre that's a mixture of crime and comedy.

Let's Be Cops is a crimedy movie.

by CN19M3P41C May 8, 2023