Creaster

One who attends church exactly twice per year, on Easter and Christmas, resulting in overcrowding. Necessitates regular churchgoers to arrive 45 minutes earlier than normal in order to find a parking space and a seat.

Wife: Honey, get the kids ready for church.
Husband: But it's forty five minutes early.
Wife: I know. It's Easter. If we don't leave now, the creasters will get all the good seats.

by Jimsdun March 24, 2008

crems

Claims, in particular, within an application for a patent.

Several of those crems lack proper antecedent basis.

by felipemartinez October 21, 2008

crenshaw weave

A weave that looks like you bought it at party city. A weave that looks crispy and edges are showing.

Me: "Yo look at her nasty hair! "
Her: "it's probably a Crenshaw weave!"

by socialite562 April 1, 2015

crescent fresh

Being exceptionally cool, something so spectacular that the mind loses the ability to make sense

Did you see that new car, it was so crescent fresh!

by aslam ali October 23, 2003

cresent fresh

(adj.) -Made famous (if not created) by the (sadly short lived) MTV show "Sifl & Olly"...

Meaning: "cool to the upmost degree"

"That concert was Cresent Fresh!"

by Rev. LancE ShaffeR March 5, 2004

creps

good lookin trainers, likely to be wanted by rudeboys

"ey bedjin gimme dem creps"

by roxxor February 19, 2004

Cresbian

1. Noun: A creepy, crazy, or crusty lesbian.

2. A friendly term towards a homosexual crush

3. Someone who is so hot you would go lesbian for even though you are absolutely strait.

4. A friend of the same sex you care deeply about.

1. "I will punch that nasty cresbian in the face!"

2. What up my cresbian!

3. "Mmmmmm Leighton Meester is so hot I'd be her cresbian in a heart beat!"

4. "Best friend will you be my cresbian lover?"

by HeidiKhloeLindsey August 17, 2011