When you're so absolutely ruined from being tired and drunk and every other crashing emotion and can't comprehend anything but the sweet release of death.
Did you see John? he spent all night trying to deal with Jennifer and he became horribly cremented. poor bastard!
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The folds of tissue at the opening of the vulva, also known as the labia. Colloquially this may also be known as a sausage wallet, tuna taco, penis penitentiary, etc.
Dude 1: Yo bro, I just ate your sister's meat crepe.
Dude 2: Did she make it with bacon or sausage this time?
Dude 1: Nah bruh, I'm talking about her labia.
Dude 2: That's nasty bro she's my sister, but way go man!
Dude 2: Did she make it with bacon or sausage this time?
Dude 1: Nah bruh, I'm talking about her labia.
Dude 2: That's nasty bro she's my sister, but way go man!
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Gene Belcher: If she stops, she'll die. Like a crepe shark.
Gene Belcher: If she stops, she'll die. Like a crepe shark.
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She got all credentialized when she went back stage at the concert with her all access pass, living in the fictional world that she is actually apart of the group in concert.
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Girl, I went home with that cute guy last night but it turned out he had a crapenis. It was so small I could barely find it! I used my dog as an excuse to get outta there!!!
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the ingredients:
1 cup all-purpose flour
2 eggs
1/2 cup milk
1/2 cup water
1/4 teaspoon salt
2 tablespoons butter, melted
preparation:
mix all the ingredients into a batter.
Pour the thin liquid batter onto a hot frying pan or flat circular hot plate, often with a trace of butter or oil spread out evenly across the pan's surface.Spread the batter all over the pan. Then flip it once,then serve it
serving:
Usually they are folded or rolled
You can eat it as a meal with meat,eggs,ham,spinach,... Or you can eat it as a dessert with jam,ice cream,Nutella,bananas,...
sugar,maple syrup,lemon juice,whipped cream are popular toppings for Crêpes
the ingredients:
1 cup all-purpose flour
2 eggs
1/2 cup milk
1/2 cup water
1/4 teaspoon salt
2 tablespoons butter, melted
preparation:
mix all the ingredients into a batter.
Pour the thin liquid batter onto a hot frying pan or flat circular hot plate, often with a trace of butter or oil spread out evenly across the pan's surface.Spread the batter all over the pan. Then flip it once,then serve it
serving:
Usually they are folded or rolled
You can eat it as a meal with meat,eggs,ham,spinach,... Or you can eat it as a dessert with jam,ice cream,Nutella,bananas,...
sugar,maple syrup,lemon juice,whipped cream are popular toppings for Crêpes
person 1:dude,what are you making?
person 2:pancakes
person 1:aren't those crêpes?
person 2:we call it pancakes
person 2:pancakes
person 1:aren't those crêpes?
person 2:we call it pancakes
by bejbikiler December 10, 2006
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