CrapFace

A word used to describe democrats, liberals, gays, and hippies.

John Kerry is a CrapFace.

by cRiDi May 6, 2005

Crapstache

The residue of poo left above the upper lip where a regular mustache would be located. The 'crapstache' can appear after an individual gives the bung tung to another individual. It can also appear after someone rubs his or her lip after wiping poo with his/her hand.

After a night on the town, Phillip spend the night with a ho fo sho. He awoke the next morning with a crapstache.

by Yubaldo April 9, 2008

Crapsackular

An adjective. It refers to a particular thing being of the the form, a 'crapsack'. a crapsack is a sack filled with crap. Cracpsackular is used to define the awesomeness of something. Crapsackular, means that that something is really quite shit.

Wow, i just went and saw the movie "confessions of a shopaholic" and let me tell u... It was mighty crapsackular!

by RangaJester January 24, 2010

Crappaccino

The coffee you get at little garage's and rest spots. It looks like you may just have enough coffee in your hot water to make it coffee, officially. Usually vile, watery muck. Not recommended to ask for a Crapacinno when at work.

Customer at rest stop: Can I have a Crappaccino please?

Server: A what?

Customer: You know, a "cappuccino"?

Server: Oh, that!

by EvelynTurtleDove January 7, 2011

cranstaceous

Badass; does not give a fuck

Wonder Woman is a very cranstaceous character. I see why women look up to her.

by YesIreallymadethis December 3, 2017

Crapsnacks

Another term for OMG!! Gosh!! Dang it!!! etc

As the gentleman was loading his car with groceries one of the bags holding canned goods tore open and dropped on his feet and he screamed CRAPSNACKS!!!

by PIEGONFOLK July 21, 2018

Crapspackle

Crapspackle: 1)overheated molten polypropylene extruded from a big shoe welder. Also known as a "shit" weld. 2) Any spoken or written word(s) coming from a politician's mouth.

Dude, the damn welder did a crapspackle.

by AmericanStrega February 28, 2010