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CRANIAL FLATULENCE

Cranial Flatulence is a more refined term for and synonymous with Brain Fart which is when a person is simply cannot recollect or remember something or even what he was in the middle of doing. It happens to females also.
Dick had a case of CRANIAL FLATULENCE and his horse ran out of the barn over to Virgina's house for a quick visit to see her box.
by Dr. Real Nasty January 12, 2023
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Cranial Rectal Inversion

The psychological disorder of being unable to remove one's head from one's ass (i.e. cannot see what is right in front of their face).
"Wow, if that person with Cranial Rectal Inversion farts, they're going to completely asphyxiate themselves!"

"Don't eat beans if you've got CRI."

"You'll need some Preparation-H to help get your head out of your ass."
by queenducttape July 24, 2008
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Chronic Cranial Flatulence (CCF)

Main symptom of advanced stage of LPOD.
Characterized by increasing inability to form coherent thoughts or communicate effectively, resulting in uncontrolable urge to attack conservatives with mobian logic, pies, and condiments.
DNC, House & Senate Democrat roster, Klintonistas.....
by Milo Mindbender May 6, 2005
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craniackophobia

The fear of being offered drugs by an underaged child while in the midst of a friendly game of cranium.
Ekim's craniackophobia acted up when he was playing an online game of cranium and he received a pop-up survey asking whether or not, in his opinion marijuana should be legalized.
by rko May 30, 2006
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Caniac

An individual who frequently eats at Raising Cane's Chicken Fingers.
Uh oh! Looks like Franklin here is a certified caniac!
by Irno June 14, 2022
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Caniac

Rob was a hardcore Caniac . . . he ate, slept, and bled Carolina Hurricanes hockey.
by Ryan Burgess May 28, 2006
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cranial rectum inversion

by your mamma February 26, 2003
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