crasterbation

Crying and masturbating at the same time.

Distraut after the biznitch dumped me, I hopped on the internet for some crasturbation

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

Crangerous

A combination of both "crazy" and "dangerous".

I wouldn't try to mimic those Jackass guys, because some of that stuff is just crangerous.

by Tekiran July 28, 2003

crapsterbation

To jack-off while defecating.

Usually done by Fat FFXI nerds who dont have time to complete each task seperately because they are too busy engaging in online parties and lvling up their ultra-uber Black mage.

"Jim is such a dirt-bag who Crapsterbates all the time"
"I was thinking of your mom while i crapsterbated"

by JdeL March 17, 2005

cringetertainment

A cringey event/object that Is entertaining

2019 is fill with cringetertainment, Tik tok is an example.

by smitty white toe May 22, 2019

Cangster

Cang-ster
(noun)
Canadian gangster

ex.
Justin Bieber
i.e.
"Only you shawty"
ex.
Justin Bieber is a cangster

by Muuuuuuuuhdeeeeeeeeeeeeee November 15, 2009

Cranksturbate

When a man has to masturbate a little bit to get himself hard so he can have sex with a woman. He has to crank start it like an old Model T Ford.

Friend 1: "Man, you so old you probably have to cranksturbate."

Friend 2: "Nah homie, my shit works good. Ask yo mom."

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010

crasterbation

masturbating while silver tears drip down your cheeks

"Granda Grandma why did you have to die?" Jimmy inquired midway through crasterbation at his grandmothers funeral.

by Hillman January 21, 2006