crapntoss

Slang word for Macintosh

Vince was having a lot of trouble with his crapntoss crashing

by Skinfrakki October 7, 2005

Crainin'

Crazy-Rain. Not just regular rain, exteme rain/wind, cant see, sucks.

Fred: Dude, it was raining so hard last night my roof was leaking!!!

Jim: Yeah Man, It was Crainin'!!

by crainin' man February 27, 2010

Chaintana

(chayn-taw-nuh) noun: a device that consists of a motor attached to two gears connected with a chain-belt. Attached to the chain-belt are multiple katana. As the belt spins, the katana rotate with it, efficiently slicing through many objects.

If I had a chaintana for a leg, I would always start AND finish bar fights.

by freeflake May 19, 2011

crantle

the geological layer between the crust and the mantle. Also refers to the crack of Satan's ass.

Man, it's as hot as the crantle in here...

by kinCorp November 13, 2014

Craunt

Craunt is a crusty layer of crust on your taint that you get when you don't wash for a very very very long time. Craunt usually looks like the crusty bits you get in your eyes in the morning and smells like Italian dressing mixed with dry shit.

Person one: Dude, you need to shower. I can smell you from here.

Person two: I know. I'm starting to get craunty.

Or

Person one: Look at that chick over there. gross.
Person two: Ew. I can smell her craunt from here.

by Sheldude64 November 5, 2016

craictose intolerant

Craictose intolerant is a play on words using the Irish term for banter, craic and the common allergy to dairy products, lactose intolerance. It describes somebody why doesn't like fun and is appalled by the mere concept.

I just started slagging jimmy about his dead granny and he scowled at me, he must be craictose intolerant.

by MonkstownMan March 22, 2017

crantankerous

The feeling a developer feels when bombarded by dirty requirements.

"WOT IS DAT" made John so crantankerous he punched a goat.

The office girl was crantankerous after being asked if she could empty the dishwasher, even though it is her job.

Fuck that crantankerous wanker.

by Shabba Stoney May 19, 2017