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crooknose

When someone has a defromed nose, and "knows" it but wont get it fixed. They are called a crooknose cause of this. Their nose could be big, small, "piged nosed", or crooked.
guy1: Hey yo, Yo! Crook Nose. Go See a plastic surgeon beeotch!

Crook: (sob)
by JOSH TCR WM September 8, 2004
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crackanese

A language all its own. Known to confuse anyone except those who speak it. Take any word and break it down by each letter then ad (ung) to every letter except for vowels.
You could say--That is Hot.
TungHungATung ISung HungOTung
by Britneybabe September 8, 2005
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Crackhouse 5

They is some fine ass rappers in the rap game. Totally beat yo at scrabble, pictionary, last card, go fish, ludo, cludo, clue, poker and scrabble.

From the back blocks of Mt Victoria, Wellington, New Zealand.

Have a monopoly on the hipster- hop game in NEW ZEALAND.
we are the Crackhouse 5, spitting our verse, if you don't go with us you'll be leaving on a bus, and I'll smack you like jake the muss
by Zeal Youth Cntr July 19, 2009
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Johnny Crackseed

Similar to Johnny Appleseed, he's like a crack fairy who comes and plants the seeds of crack epidemics in urban areas. Usually the first guy to infest an area with crack.
Guy 1 - What it do, we gotta go and get some fancy crack rocks...
Guy 2 - Bumbaclaat Skyline! Get dem rocks from Johnny Crackseed.
Guy 1 - Wanna fire that crack up?
Guy 2 - no, I don't smoke.
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Cracker 1 - Look at this neighborhood, it's fucked beyond belief. I mean, shit doggy dongles, I used to play hop-scotch right there in that park and now it's full of crackheads and cheap, hay-penny whores!!!
Cracker 2 - Well yeah, hell fuck, you can blame Johnny Crackseed....
Cracker 1 - Who the fuck is that?
Cracker 2 - That guy {{points to big badass Pablo Escobar looking guy leaning up against his 83' Lac.}}
Cracker 1 - Who got that??!?
by Epills Dictator August 24, 2006
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cocknose

Muppet- like Floor Manager and studio runner on Avid Merrion's 'Bo Selecta'who allegedly has an ear where his cock should be
Merrion accused him of brown nosing him to which Cocknose replied in his Gonzo like voice
'If I was brown nosing you Mr Merrion my cock would be up your arse'
"We're ready for you now Mr Merrion....
Ok cocknose"
by bigmeuprudeboy July 14, 2004
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cracktober

Cracktober is an annual music fest featuring bands such as, Skarp and Leftover Crack
Cracktober is at the hawthorne theatre on holloween
by Mr. Wizard October 28, 2006
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Cocknose

A person who has a cock for a nose, usually a small red puppet wiv a funny voice.

Or an insult.
"Hey Cocknose", "Hey avid", "so if you have a cock for your nose does that mean you have a nose for your cock"
by Mark Hasney September 23, 2004
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