crooknose

When someone has a defromed nose, and "knows" it but wont get it fixed. They are called a crooknose cause of this. Their nose could be big, small, "piged nosed", or crooked.

guy1: Hey yo, Yo! Crook Nose. Go See a plastic surgeon beeotch!

Crook: (sob)

by JOSH TCR WM September 8, 2004

cocknose

to Eskimo kiss a dick

dude 1: "Hey man how was your date with Tucker last night?"
dude 2: "We made it to the next level... He totally cocknosed me in the bathroom at Starbucks!"

by hans zolo October 11, 2013

cocknose

1. An idiot, moron, wanker or just somebody you hate.
2. Someone with a cock where their nose should be

A: Tell cocknose he's a fucking idiot.
B: Who's cocknose?
A: Lena.

by Zappa September 22, 2005

cocknoseitus

cocknoseitus comes from lying your nose will slowly becoming larger than any cock before. Your nostrils will have balls hanging out from them. Everytime you lie the balls will grow and nose there is no limit

Girl 1: They have cocknoseitus
Boy 1: whats that?
*People who walk in with cock nose and balls hanging from nosetrils*

by zsenor December 23, 2020

crownose

A word which describes a girl that would usually be quite buff apart from the fact that she has a large nose.

Shut up you fackin crank, they're both crownoses.

by MANZGETSLEW October 12, 2010

cocknose

Muppet- like Floor Manager and studio runner on Avid Merrion's 'Bo Selecta'who allegedly has an ear where his cock should be
Merrion accused him of brown nosing him to which Cocknose replied in his Gonzo like voice
'If I was brown nosing you Mr Merrion my cock would be up your arse'

"We're ready for you now Mr Merrion....
Ok cocknose"

by bigmeuprudeboy July 14, 2004

Cocknose

A person who has a cock for a nose, usually a small red puppet wiv a funny voice.

Or an insult.

"Hey Cocknose", "Hey avid", "so if you have a cock for your nose does that mean you have a nose for your cock"

by Mark Hasney September 23, 2004