crooknose
When someone has a defromed nose, and "knows" it but wont get it fixed. They are called a crooknose cause of this. Their nose could be big, small, "piged nosed", or crooked.
crooknose by JOSH TCR WM September 8, 2004
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cocknoseitus
cocknoseitus comes from lying your nose will slowly becoming larger than any cock before. Your nostrils will have balls hanging out from them. Everytime you lie the balls will grow and nose there is no limit
Girl 1: They have cocknoseitus
Boy 1: whats that?
*People who walk in with cock nose and balls hanging from nosetrils*
Boy 1: whats that?
*People who walk in with cock nose and balls hanging from nosetrils*
cocknoseitus by zsenor December 23, 2020
crownose
A word which describes a girl that would usually be quite buff apart from the fact that she has a large nose.
crownose by MANZGETSLEW October 12, 2010
cocknose
Muppet- like Floor Manager and studio runner on Avid Merrion's 'Bo Selecta'who allegedly has an ear where his cock should be
Merrion accused him of brown nosing him to which Cocknose replied in his Gonzo like voice
'If I was brown nosing you Mr Merrion my cock would be up your arse'
Merrion accused him of brown nosing him to which Cocknose replied in his Gonzo like voice
'If I was brown nosing you Mr Merrion my cock would be up your arse'
cocknose by bigmeuprudeboy July 14, 2004
Cocknose
"Hey Cocknose", "Hey avid", "so if you have a cock for your nose does that mean you have a nose for your cock"
Cocknose by Mark Hasney September 23, 2004
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