Cracking Stick

When one jerks off

My mom caught me cracking stick to the new Victoria secret magazine.

by BRIjohn March 3, 2014

Cracking it

Undertaking sex work, working as a prostitute. (1970s Australian slang)

Sarah is cracking it for money to buy drugs.

by Dr Merkin January 13, 2009

crackin annie

a very absent minded, dumb, and/or dippy person

"yo crackin annie! how many times do i gotta repeat my damn self!?!"

by thesnappleapple August 4, 2009

Crackin the can

When you drink and gotta piss

“Hey Mike what were you doin?”
“I was crackin the can.”

by kthebadbitchb March 2, 2019

cracking

Something sensational, excellent or cool.
Part of 'what's cracking'.

"That was a cracking pool shot!"
"Yo, 'what's cracking' fool?"

by Diego July 17, 2003

jesus cat cracking christ

Invoking Jesus's name with the awesome power of a catylitic converter.

Jesus cat cracking christ Martha ! All of Bertha's children have 2 left feet !

by jeffbo April 29, 2009

Cracking Eggs

The act of unloading ones sack onto a woman's face

"What does cracking eggs mean?" James Marriott asked
"Oh damn, I've never even been near a woman"

by James Please Marry Me October 20, 2020