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off the grid crack baby 

An infant born to a crack addicted mother or family that doesn’t have any official identification (ie.birth certificate or social security #)

Person1-“did you end up adopting that off the grid crack baby?”
Persons2-“no, I think I’m going to die soon”
Person1-“did you end up adopting that off the grid crack baby?”
Persons2-“no, I think I’m going to die soon”

baby butt crack 

pants too small or too low on a child
baby butt crack by snowowl February 14, 2006

Baby Crank

Adderall
Literally a lighter version of meth they give to kids
Methamphetamine = crank
Amphetamines = crank for babies
Do you have any baby Crank?
Baby Crank by Frankie Whapps March 12, 2022

Baby Crank

verb
a. To make clothing with underage children
This suit is so cheap; it has to be baby cranked.
Baby Crank by jakal4 February 10, 2012

Jersey Crackbaby 

A girl who claims to not be on crack, but is obviously on a large amount of it. She enjoys creeping on others in public, not caring who listens or sees. She is extremely crazy and loves attention and being different. She clearly has LOTS of issues such as asthma and being bipolar. You may find her lurking the streets with a megaphone. She also enjoys saying phrases that make others uncomfertable such as; "I'm going to stalk your babies" with a wink ;)
That Jersey Crackbaby is off the wall. She pushed me aside in school and told me that her dad made her shove glass in her vagina.
Jersey Crackbaby by Mynameisalbert November 10, 2012

crackbaby 

1. A baby born to a mother who used crack cocaine during pregnancy. Sometimes mentally deficient, physically deformed, and addicted.
2. An insult. Suggestion that the target is the result of such a pregnancy, due to physical or mental shortcomings.
"That kid is a fucking crackbaby. He couldn't tie his shoes if they were velcro."
crackbaby by the devil made me do it February 14, 2003