steep crabbin' it

When you grab your friend with your legs and wrestle him to the ground

"So I heard you were steep crabbin' it with Dan yesterday," I said. "Oh yeah, but I forgot my padorgan so it was kinda painful"

by Crab Master June 6, 2009

Mr. Crabblepants

A person(s) who is in a pissy mood and takes their anger out on a person(s).

Person - OH HAI!
A Mr. Crabblepants - SHUT THE HELL UP YOU PIECE OF SHIT

by SEANSEANSEAN September 9, 2007

crabblesnitch

When one acts like or is a bitch.

1. Stop crabblesnitching me.

2. Boy Megan sure is being a crabblesnitch today.

3. Wow. Your mom is a total crabblesnitch.

4. Spike just totally crabblesnitched you.

by Jared Mother Fuckin Nelson October 27, 2011

Crabby

A deposition one displays who is of ill mood, or grouchy.

Rick was crabby as he answered the phone, this morning.

by twicefriedpotatoes December 11, 2016

crabble

The dried-up & flaky substance that, at an earlier time, was once pussy juice.

Crabble is most commonly found on one's chin 30 minutes after having performed oral sex on a woman.

Husband: Hi honey!

Wife: "Where have you been? It's 2am."

Husband: "I was out bowling with the guys."

Wife: "Bullshit! You've got crabble all over your face!"

Husband: "Uuuuhhh....ummmm.... It's not crabble... I swear..."

by GoBlue88 October 29, 2006

Crabcore

a genre of hardcore music pioneered by the Columbus, Ohio band Attack Attack! It entails being terrible at life, the universe, and everything, and crabwalking as a dance form.

Dude, that new Attack Attack! video is so crabcore.

by crabwalkerenthusiast June 15, 2009

Crabsolutely

When you absolutely have crabs.

Karen: Um...Jim...Do you have crabs?
Jim: Crabsolutely!

by SmilesMcGee January 31, 2009