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The dried-up & flaky substance that, at an earlier time, was once pussy juice.

Crabble is most commonly found on one's chin 30 minutes after having performed oral sex on a woman.
Husband: Hi honey!

Wife: "Where have you been? It's 2am."

Husband: "I was out bowling with the guys."

Wife: "Bullshit! You've got crabble all over your face!"

Husband: "Uuuuhhh....ummmm.... It's not crabble... I swear..."
crabble by GoBlue88 October 29, 2006
Words you can keep
a sarcastic word to use instead of cool when something really boring is said.
Oliver: I went to the shop today
Gareth: Crabble that
crabble by GMJ December 8, 2013
This term originated in Northern Virginia. Exactly how, we do now know.
The process of smoking marijuana, informing of smoking marijuana, and, or being under the influence of marijuana.
Hey man, I have some milk, want to go to the heb and crabble?

Man... I am so crabbled right now!

Crabble by Andrew J. Landers May 16, 2007
An emotional crisis that leaves you in a state of feeling distraught, frustrated, anxious.
My problems have left me with a mess of crabble. As a result of my screwed up relationship, I am all crabbled up.
Crabble by AAM2012 July 25, 2011
To consume passive mobile media with your mobile device propped up in front of you.
How was the flight? It was fine. I crabbled "Gran Torino".
Crabble by Neubigmac May 23, 2009

crabble dabber 

running around with shit on your face with a straw in your ass
last night i saw a hobo doing the crabble dabber
crabble dabber by wrtched June 16, 2010
When 25 people line up in a row and cum on each other’s backs and the person in the back goes to front.
Aye bro lets cwabble with the homies.
Cwabble by Everyone who's a friend October 15, 2019
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

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