Crapple

VERB: To crapple. A word used to describe a really pony film script.

As in 'snap, crapple, pop'. Man, I read a review of that David Mamet film that said the 'dialogue really crackled'. 'Crappled', more like. All he does is make every character answer a question with another question.

by Hayes Benedict Thompson November 29, 2007

Crapple

A combination of the words, "Crap," and, "Careful."
Pronounced, "Crap-ul."

When the boy almost ran into her, she said, "Crapple!"

by That Girl Who likes Dinosaurs January 23, 2010

Crapple

Describes how much apple iPhones suck

Man iPhones are such peices of crapple

by Iwonderboyi June 29, 2021

Crapple

Crown Royal Apple flavor

Me and the boys are doing shots of crapple.

by anonymous July 2, 2022

Crapple

Bad tasting apple despite its good looks.

She was unhappy that her boyfriend only brought crapples on the hike and longed for a ripe Pink Lady instead.

by Festus Izuli July 7, 2023

Crapple

Noun. A juice mixture of cranberry and apple.

In this heat some crapple would be just what I need!

by Birdnerd_2010 July 23, 2024

crapple

An uncommon sarcastic/derogatory slang term for regular golden apples (aka "gapples") in Minecraft, often used by players to emphasize their inferiority compared to enchanted golden apples (aka “god apples” or “notch apples”).

Nah this kit server lets you go in with a stack of crapples every time

by Requirments April 30, 2025