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Coning

The act of placing an orange traffic cone outside of a communal bathroom (with no lock) to warn others that you are taking a shit. The purpose of the cone is three fold. First, to caution others against the foulness which is being perpetrated on the throne. Secondly, to enjoy your poop with out the fear of being intruded on. Thirdly, to give a visual clue to the involuntary bodily response which makes you need to shit more the closer you get to the bathroom.

You can pre-cone (to put a reserve on the bathrrom) or post cone (respect others by leaving the cone in place after you have shat until the smell wafts away).

No-coners show a wanton disrespect toward other patrons of the bathroom and disrespect the policy and those who have worked tirelessly to create the policy in the hopes of shitter harmony.
"I was going to go take a shit but I saw someone coning." "Are you kidding me? Did he just no-cone?"
by Coximus December 2, 2011
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coining

Traditional English game, involving coins. First played c.2004 in the Junior Common Room. The anecdote of its creation proceeds that co-founders Tom and Tom found themselves possesed of free time but without cards, dice, conversation or GameCube with which to ease its passing. This situation being clearly intractable they proceeded to devise an intricate contest of dexterity, visual accuity and judgement now known as coining. Think monkey target but on a coffee table with coins of varying sizes instead of monkies and the target drawn on with pencils. From the humble beginings of "this coin from the edge of that table onto this spot. Betcha can't! WAHEY 500 points!!!" the game grew to "we should have a restart line, overshoot divot and incrementaly splayed draw-decider". Shots at target have developed from the simple 'lay-on-the-edge-and smack' through the 'flick', 'push' and 'slide' to the dizzy heights of the 'index bowl' the 'asp' and the 'whipcrack-slide'.

A system of progressive coining is currently in developement and may debue soon. Until then, if you play this game remember. 1, only 3 coins. 2, one player is heads and the other tails (this game is for two). 3, Don't abuse the coin muppet (its not big and its not clever) hius role is a dignified position without which the game would disolve into edge disputes
TOM: "Might I join you for a spot of Coining dear fellow?"

TOM: "Be my guest, the Coining tourney is but a few sandglasses away and my whipcrack needs the practice. MUPPET!! Your services are required forthwith!!"
by Thomas of Bristol March 8, 2004
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a term used to describe the action of eating baby corn, taking a pointy shit with it, freezing it for 24 hours, then using said frozen baby corn shit to penetrate someone through any of the various body cavities, preferebly ones mouth so they too can taste the deliciousness of the baby corn.
Truman: let's go base jumping off mt. vesuvius.

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Coining

Have your woman (or man) hold their legs up over their head on their back and ejaculate onto their gapping asshole. Then you use your hands to make kind of a waterfall with your cum into their open mouth.
Dude, I was coining your sister last night and she gagged on it.
by Da_Captain June 13, 2006
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coning

the act of having your shirley treated like an ice cream. Most often it is a woman who treats a man's shirley. But men have also been known to cone other men.
Guy 1: Have you spoken to Jenna lately?

Guy 2: No, I heard she was coning, like, 4 cheese holes on a frat boat!

Guy 1: Oh well.
by darian felento December 30, 2011
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coning

The act of placing a funnel into someone's mouth while they're sleeping, then ejaculating into the funnel.
Cone that Bitch
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I got caught coning by my bitches
by Keaijaf Iejsa May 6, 2008
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