cybortion

When a mom who has a son named cyrus should have had an abortion. They are doing humanity a favor by comitting this act.

DAMmit, I should have had a cybortion

by Cyguythegayguy August 20, 2009

cooktionary

A book full of instructions for making different foods, i.e. a cookbook.

After a bad week I need to make some comfort food from the cooktionary.

by Chef Grandpa January 16, 2014

Contortionasst

A person with the capability of being flexible in performing different positions while having sex.

"My girl and I had amazing sex, knowing the fact that she is a pro contortionasst in bed"

by Jugulator May 12, 2014

Cooptional

1. The state in which something is described as optional, but is not actually optional, because it is expected you will cooperate. Failure to cooperate usually results in punishments or severe disapproval.

2. A term used to describe a task that you have been voluntold to do.

1. The boss said that the overtime has to be done, but it is a voluntary contribution they want everyone to make. It's cooptional overtime.

2. Person one: I heard you were given a cooptional promotion to the new job that has twice the work without twice the pay.

Person two : Yeah, I was voluntold to take the cooptional position.

by ZMan September 18, 2016

comoption

To try to eat shit as fast as humanly possible. This word is also a synonym for 'watching tiktok vids'

Today I I comoptioned

by Chadthaman March 24, 2020

Covationship

Starting a relationship during Covid 19

My friend recently got into a covationship.

by Zazieee October 1, 2020

Coverting

The act of masturbating to AI-Generated pictures of moderators from the Roblox game Covert

I was up all night coverting

by bigman2323 April 28, 2023