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Cooptional 

1. The state in which something is described as optional, but is not actually optional, because it is expected you will cooperate. Failure to cooperate usually results in punishments or severe disapproval.

2. A term used to describe a task that you have been voluntold to do.
1. The boss said that the overtime has to be done, but it is a voluntary contribution they want everyone to make. It's cooptional overtime.

2. Person one: I heard you were given a cooptional promotion to the new job that has twice the work without twice the pay.

Person two : Yeah, I was voluntold to take the cooptional position.
Cooptional by ZMan September 18, 2016
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Competional 

Derek is competional when it comes to winning games.
Competional by Nigfish September 24, 2011

Competional 

A term describing an individual who is competitive and confrontational.

One who will do whatever it takes to win meaningless fights or games.
My buddy will debate the rules and intimidate other people in order to win a game, he is so competional.
Competional by Speak it September 1, 2011

cooktionary 

A book full of instructions for making different foods, i.e. a cookbook.
After a bad week I need to make some comfort food from the cooktionary.
cooktionary by Chef Grandpa January 16, 2014

Conutionalinerper 

A definition of a "Conutionalinerper" is meaning of been obsessed with ugliness, dirty, and especially smelly Human/People/Men/Women
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