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Constipation

When it feels like Satan himself is trying to rip apart your asshole
"My constipation makes it feel like my asscheeks are getting demolished by a big black guy named requis"
by Succmyhorsecock October 25, 2020
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Task Constipation

Refering to a task or work load so large that all production comes to a stop.
This project is so immense that everyone is suffering from Task Constipation.
by Armyman1976 May 2, 2011
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Worker's Constipation

What the term, "Worker's Compensation" is to Butt-Head on the Beavis and Butt-Head episode, "Work is Death".
{Burger World Manager}: Be careful in the kitchen, Burger world can not afford to pay out any more Worker's Compensation.

Butthead: Uhhh, Worker's Constipation?

Beavis: Yeah, yeah, I get that all the time at work when I can't take a poop.
by Telephony July 20, 2020
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constipation

Worse than homework, you wanna go, but you feel as though a baby is coming out your asshole sideways. Laxatives, Metamucil, and enemas help. Enemas suck
I haven't shat in 4 days, now I have to stick jelly in my arse.
by ACDC FOREVAR!!!111 May 14, 2004
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erectile constipation

the outcome of erotic arousal without completion
After a couple hours of playing grab ass with suzie on her parents couch, Johnny feigned a headache and left with a serious case of erectile constipation.
by superswimmerman18 January 27, 2010
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Artistic Constipation

When an artist of any sort wants to create a masterpice, but something is stopping them from doing so. Similar, if not the same as, artist block
Jake: I want to write a song but I can't think of anything
John: Oh, you have artistic constipation
by GiantMidget94 May 22, 2010
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spiritual constipation

Term used to describe the condition of being a gigantic asshole. Derived from the belief that the direct connection to the soul is through the anus. Assholes are so uptight that the soul is unable to come out through the anus resulting in spiritual constipation.
Damn, did you see that guy? He's suffering from some serious spiritual constipation.
by clenched soul August 6, 2014
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