Coronaholio

Someone who seeks TP for their bunghole as a result of panic shopping during the Coronavirus pandemic.

I am the great Coronaholio. I seek TP for my bunghole.

by Pointcloud March 12, 2020

Coronacons

Slang for the unscrupulous scammers preying on the vulnerable masses during the COVID-19 Pandemic.

Some especially vile Coronacons tried but failed to put one over on my savvy Granny and she totally outsmarted them!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 6, 2020

Coronacoaster

noun. The ups and downs of a pandemic. One day, you're loving your bubble, doing workouts, baking banana bread and going for long walks and the next you're crying, drinking gin for breakfast and missing people you don't even like.

I'm on a coronacoaster.

by vamosver July 14, 2020

coronacoaster

Coronacoaster. n. The feeling of uncertainty, anxiety, and helplessness surveying news and information concerning humankind's possible demise from covid-19.

I dont know if I need toilet paper or more Vienna sausages. I gotta get off this coronacoaster.

by kk shuffle March 13, 2020

coronatoid

It’s a mongotoid, (look up definition) that snots on, coughs on and licks everything he comes into contact with, the fucking stoopid Coronavirus filled carrier bag!!

Mongotoid with fucking Covid 19 creating a coronatoid!!

All NHS need medals but if they get a fuckwit coronatoid through the door they would need a knighthood.........

“Oh for fucks sake not another coronatoid to add to the ever depleting population of there breed. Best keep at least 2.3 meters away, actually fuck that, cross the road I can see snot and dribble!! I said pointing, shaking my head and getting dude to look.

“Ewww......That’s wrong.......” was all dude replied.

by Iwannariot March 30, 2020

coronapocalypse

a period of time where the coronavirus propelled everyone and their twice removed cousins to hoard toilet paper and cleaning supplies

Did you see all the people go coronapocalypse shopping at Target ?

by tigercheetosprincess March 19, 2020

cornado

The swirling display of corn-filled poop as it is flushed down the toilet.

"When did we eat corn? I just took a massive dump, and you should have SEEN the cornado when I flushed!"

by RedSquirrelPssht April 2, 2009