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slop-spotted cornnibbler

(1) a disgustingly obese human being that is always decorated with food particles
(2) a dirty cum-stained whore
(I) That slop-spotted cornnibbler over there just wiped out the lunch buffet.

(II)Anthony went out to a bar in Vegas and woke up next to some random slop-spotted cornnibbler the next morning.
by -Matt Young, USMC February 7, 2008
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Corinthian Fountain

An ancient, but modernly practiced, sex act first discovered by the Corinthians who were part of a large city-state, such as Sparta. Except they were a not "war-lovers" but were Greek "ass-lovers". The Corinthian Fountain occurs after a serious anal ass pounding the recipient forces out a massive load of liquid shit and semen. The goal of the Corinthian Fountain is to spray the load as high as possible into the air before it splashes down again on the exterior of the buttocks. The higher the spray, the more gratification received.
Gary invited Donna to his dorm room to study for their Greek history test but instead wound up pounding her anal orifice for over an hour. She later blew a three foot Corinthian Fountain all over her ass. Gary was extremely satisfied.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2009
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Cornish Basty

An illegitamate child born out of wedlock in Cornwall, UK
by RazzleDazzleBazzle August 15, 2018
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Cornish Army

The Cornish Army was first used in combat in 1497, during the Cornish Rebellion. A blacksmith and a lawyer managed to raise an army of 15,000 men and marched into Devon, conquering it, relatively unopposed. Wells, Winchester, Bristol, and Salisbury were taken, though while in Taunton they suffered a slight hiccup when a tax commissioner was murdered, but apart from this one incedent the march was referred to as, 'without any slaughter, violence or spoil of the country'. They tried to rally the 'volatile men of Kent*' to their cause, but the Kentishmen had decided that what was going on was too far away to concern them. This disheartened a number of the Cornish troops, who decided to call it quits and went home. The remainder of the forces decided to take on the King (Henry VII). They arrived at Guildford and awaited the retaliation of the Crown. They were attacked by a meager force of 500 mounted spearmen, which they promptly defeated. The Cornish army then moved in on London and the Royal Family barricaded themselves in the Tower of London, whilst the rest of the city began to panic. At Blackheath the Cornish set up their final camp and prepared for 'The Battle Of Deptford Bridge' (located in south-east London).
The Cornish army had by this point around 12,000 troops, while the King had a whooping 25,000. The battle lasted about half a day and ended with the defeat of the Cornish.
Wouldn't it have been interesting if they had won?

*Home of the Peasants' Revolt of 1381.
The Cornish Army was quite cool... for the 15th Century.
by Emperor Francis I December 9, 2008
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Corinne

Everything you want in a girl. She is very pretty with her light brown hair and beautiful dark eyes. She is very smart and has a sense of humor. She smiles a lot and every time she does, she lights up the whole room. She loves coffee, chocolate, and watching movies. She is a role-model to little girls and other girls her age. Any guy is lucky to have her.
That girl is such a Corinne.
by THEBESTPIANOIST28 November 11, 2011
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Corbin

A guy who randomly joins a random camp and asks "Hey you guys want to go get hot dogs?"
Or says "Yo what the fuck?"
Corbin *sees this on Urban Dictionary*: Yo what the fuck?
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Corbin

Corbin is a very trust worthy , funny and amazing person . He will always be there for you no matter what and always knows what to say . He comes off like nothing really gets to him but if you really know Corbin you know that he is human too , he has feelings too , no matter how strong he comes off .Corbin is one of the funniest people you will ever meet and even when your really sad he still seems to be able to make you smile and laugh . Corbin always makes sure that you know that he cares about you and is there for you . Corbin isn't fake he tells you exactly how it is which is a really hard thing to find in people now a days ! Corbin loves making new friends , he will talk to anyone even if he is running a race he still seems to talk and make friends to his opnets while running 😂. He is just the type of guy that is that genuine , kind hearted and loving . If you ever get so lucky enough to have a Corbin in your life don't ever let him go !
Man I hope I never lose my Corbin , he is such an amazing blessing and friend !
by Makayla176 July 26, 2017
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