cornell college

Set on a wooded hilltop overlooking scenic Mount Vernon, Iowa, Cornell College is a private, four-year liberal arts college. "Cornell College... lowering mens standards since 1853"

wow i like world of warcarft and dont have a life, i should go to cornell college

by warhorse2533 December 18, 2008

Cornell Cornelius Cornbob

The ruler of Cornearth and God of the Cornverse. The man who banished John Corness Corntoes IV for disobeying the Cornbookious Cornelton in which it reads, "All men who shall not consume the corn that I have provided for this mankind shall perish against their willfulness," to Potato Potat Tater V.

Bro, eat your corn or else Cornell Cornelius Cornbob will find you!

by Cornell_Cornelius_Cornbob September 27, 2022

Cornell University

The member of the Ivy League that is looked down upon as the "Crappy Ivy" (a rather oxymoronic term in itself as all Ivies are excellent schools) by the other seven members of the Ivy League, because it is the least challenging to get into, is partially a state school, and has the highest suicide rate.

Hey, did you get into Harvard?
No
Yale?
No
Princeton?
No
Columbia?
No
Penn?
No
Brown?
No
Dartmouth?
No
Cornell University?
Yeah
Sorry man, that sucks.
Yeah it does.

by JanusKN September 30, 2005

Cornell Fedex

When someone graduates from Cornell's online program, a special Fedex package is sent. This package consists of a stick with instructions on how to stick it up your ass. This normally happens during Cornell's commencement ceremony.

Ever since Jack graduated from E-Cornell, he's been on pins and needles waiting for his Cornell Fedex

by geo_rube November 3, 2010

cornell notes

a type of note taking that's supposed to help you remember stuff better. one third of the page is questions/main ideas and the other two-thirds is notes. it can helpful if you do it the right way.

Cornell notes are helpful for schoolwork or anything.

by Shawna Tracy April 13, 2008

Cornell Status

A girl that head is so good she should go to Cornell

Just got the Mayhem that shit was on Cornell Status

by 12343245 August 31, 2011

cornell-barbie

to raise your voice often and to yell at people to much.

cornell-barbie: YOU DIDN'T DO YOUR HOMEWORK

1: no mam. im sorry... my mom gave birth last night so i was in the emergency room with here all night.

cornell-barbie: THAT'S NO EXCUSE!!!

by alydawlew May 22, 2010