A name typically seen in the boarda of 4chan. A coomer is someone who is addicted to pornography and masturbation to the point where their whole life is affected by it. Coomers' life orbits around excessive masturbation and often affects their personal relationships.
John: Why didn't you show up at class?
Kyle: I was horny and decided to stay home and jerk off.
John: Damn, did 4chan turn you into a coomer? It will start affecting your grades.
Kyle: I was horny and decided to stay home and jerk off.
John: Damn, did 4chan turn you into a coomer? It will start affecting your grades.
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Similar to doomscrolling in that you scroll through a feed mindlessly. But instead of scrolling past what is mostly bad news. You scroll through a feed of pornography, likely while masterbating.
Similar to doomscrolling in that you scroll through a feed mindlessly. But instead of scrolling past what is mostly bad news. You scroll through a feed of pornography, likely while masterbating.
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