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coomer

A name typically seen in the boarda of 4chan. A coomer is someone who is addicted to pornography and masturbation to the point where their whole life is affected by it. Coomers' life orbits around excessive masturbation and often affects their personal relationships.
John: Why didn't you show up at class?

Kyle: I was horny and decided to stay home and jerk off.

John: Damn, did 4chan turn you into a coomer? It will start affecting your grades.
by POLACK September 4, 2020
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the dirty Colmes eye

you have to employ the three stooges defense for protection against the dirty Colmes eye!
by hA hA hA September 10, 2004
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te la comes

My Friend: Heyy DuUuUudE whast up?!
Me:Te la comes, dude you gotta let me sleep
by ImMaATriggerhappy April 1, 2010
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Coomscrolling

Verb:
Similar to doomscrolling in that you scroll through a feed mindlessly. But instead of scrolling past what is mostly bad news. You scroll through a feed of pornography, likely while masterbating.
Jerry was stuck in a loop of coomscrolling through reddit.
by goodisfed January 4, 2023
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Gavin Coombs

Someone who cums in you without asking, and has erectile dysfunction.
“I heard you had sex with Gavin Coombs last night
Gavin coombs
“Yeah it was so bad, he came in without asking, and got limp halfway through”
by Pussypower67 August 14, 2022
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Coomer

A coomer is someone who excessively mastubates for the dopamine rush and the sense of fullfillment. Usually masturbates up to seven times a day,
Mohamed Kaid is a coomer.
by anonymous December 10, 2020
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Coomer

Person who lives or depends on the pleasure of orgasming multiple times a day, generally being a sad degenerate person.
Twitch streamer by the name of Hasanabi is a Coomer, aka 9 /11 Andy or Poo Poo Piker.
by Chief__Keef November 18, 2019
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