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Crocheting

Really just another way of saying you are going to do absolutely nothing for the next three hours besides gossiping and eating some chocolate scones with some righteous chocolate macadamia nut tea.
In a year of going to the crochet group there were maybe three minutes of crocheting between talking about the sociopathic raging cuntrag/supermoms who claimed they were friends while scarfing scones, cookies, truffles and drinking an entire pot of chocolate macadamia nut tea.

Good times!

Person 1:"What did you work on at crocheting group???"
Person 2:"A desert plate!"
by OneWithTheTea August 6, 2009
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Crochety

When something is really bad, it is crochety.
Dude, this burger tastes crochety!
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Croom A Coochee

The small community that not very many people want to visit just ten minutes south of Bushnell. The only way to get to houses here are on the numerous dirt roads and through woods. Hunting plays a large part in this community and you made find people down at Silver Lake or the Withlacoochee River, swimming away from alligators. Croom a Coochee is centered around the "Country Store": a rundown gas station with two pumps and expensive cigarettes and beer. It's customers include a variety of rednecks, drug dealers and crack addicts. You learn about the entire "town" on the bulletin board where you can find your next exotic pet such as a chicken or horse. Croomite is a common term for those who live here. You can often find everyone walking around with black feet as most people don't wear shoes. Beware of the cop that sits in the same exact spot every day and thinks he can pull you over for speeding through the 30mph speed zone. Don't forget about the blonde headed kids who ride their bikes on seven curves every day. You're likely to hit one while driving by. Or the long hair kid on the Piece of shit golf cart that thinks he owns the road because it goes 25mph. Your likely to fine him near any body of water that he don't have permission to. Never go out at night or you may possibly be raped, shot, or some crack addict lady with no bra on and a mini skirt may ask you for some drugs. Gotta love to live in Croom A Coochee.
Driver. Why is that Guys feet so black

Passenger. That just a normal croomite

Driver. Were are they from

Passenger. Croom A Coochee
by Weeksbaby September 14, 2017
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Coochtease

Someone, Male or female who flirts, comes on to, fondles, kisses, makes sexual suggestions to a female knowing they will never stimulate them.
T-Pain
I had that shorty hot, she was dripping on my seat and I dropped her off at her house.

He was so hot for me and all he did was drop me off...what a coochtease!
by mackendacooch November 15, 2010
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cooche cottage

A cottage inside either clitopia or cuntopolis. Usually a whore house for teenage buttfucking. There is little to no Delay in getting in
Dude lets go to the cooche cottage to get our dicks wet.

Nah brah I'm gay
by BANANAMAN's Slit cunt February 7, 2014
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coochtastic

coochtastic means something is beyond fantastic. it’s simply out of this world
i need to sleep

have a coochtastic sleep
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cooched

she just got cooched
by matt c bitch January 4, 2009
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