convivial

An adjective which describes someone who is benificent; someone who throws a feast or celebration at the drop of a hat

"His Majesty King Cuthbert the Convivial, has hentrusted me with a herrand, a purse of gold and this 'ere shoe"

from: Cinderalla; Act 2 scene 3; by Stuart Ardern and Bob Heather. 1999.

by Sean Cranney January 6, 2009

Conveniently Gay

When someone in a heterosexual relationship decides that they no longer want to be in their relationship and look for a quick escape by claiming they just realized they are gay.

(Conveniently Gay Female to Long-Term Male Companion): I'm sorry, but I just don't think we can keep seeing each other.

(Male Companion): What? The wedding is next week, did I do something wrong?

(Conveniently Gay Female): No, my best friend just helped me realize that I am actually gay.

(Male Companion): That sucks...

by Gemgasmic August 4, 2009

Convenient Christians

Convenient Christians are in that ever so broad group of God-worshipping hypocrit monkeys, who at any opportunity without fail break a multitude of commandments, whenever it so happens to aid their life.

These are often the ones found preaching to others on YouTube, or over Facebook, and when rivalled are completely ripped to shreds but still fail to concede. This is a sincere act by them, as they are literally so dumbfoundedly blind to any morsel of rational argument, they can't help but argue back.

I take every opportunity to 'preach' my thoughts to these people.

This is not a digg at the 'true' christians, who do not follow conveniently, but truely.

John: Ummm, Jane, why did you get completely drug-fucked and then have unprotected sex with that married man?

Jane: Mrjk I d ho where blo...

John: You're wasted...
Tim: I guess she's one of those convenient christians?

by Two Guns February 26, 2010

convinsation

a type of conversation where you are trying to convince & insist on what you want.

the dentist has an excellent convinsation powers in insisting a treatment option to the patient.

by molarband1925 November 14, 2009

conveniently covid

(Covid), (Covid-19), (Coronavirus)

It was conveniently covid that they couldn’t ship out my order on time.

by JJSizzly May 6, 2020

convenient amnesia

A self-serving partial or total loss of memory often used as a tool by politicians who often promise wondrous things only to renege on their promises once elected.

To curry favor with the masses Vermin Love Supreme promised ponies for everyone, but once elected, however, he got convenient amnesia.

by MurdochMaxwell October 20, 2020

Convince

To persuade or make someone do something

I convinced my mom to make something unhealthy for us.

by StudioArtsForDancers July 10, 2017