Crysturbation

When one needs to cry, and uses sad fan fiction to help.

When she needs to cry, she uses sad Muke fan fiction to help her through her session of crysturbation.

by BruhItsLoganIdk October 24, 2015

Constirpation

Concentrating whilst constipated.

My stomach was in so much pain so I went to the restroom. I found out I had constirpation going on.

by Hewhosnameshallnotbementioned May 9, 2018

Contrubation

When you contribute to a bukake or jerk circle by masterbating.

"Hey man, you better contrubate to this jerk circle - otherwise you get the fuck out of here!"
"Thank you for your contrubation!"

by BukLauHasSpoken June 4, 2018

conurbation

Conurbation....is when Trumpster says the Covid numbers are going down when they are going up, and we are “rounding the conur” then you use the word conurbation because the curve he is referring to is a continuous corkscrew curve which means when all curves are finally rounded “everyone is screwwed!”

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The Trumpster is the ‘master Of conurbation, and he wants you to master conurbation too until you are completely wine and dined and screwed!

by The Ed Win October 24, 2020