A combination of "software" and table "coaster".
Free software made available on CD/DVDs pushed on you by retailers that will either be outdated by the time you install it or is just plain junk; and its only good use is to protect your furniture from moisture.
Free software made available on CD/DVDs pushed on you by retailers that will either be outdated by the time you install it or is just plain junk; and its only good use is to protect your furniture from moisture.
Sally: Oh look dear, we finally got the new version of AOL in the mail!
Dan: Great honey, make sure you don't stain the coffee table with that beer, why don't you stick that coasterware under it?
Sally: Check it out sweatie, we have the whole set now!
Dan: Great honey, make sure you don't stain the coffee table with that beer, why don't you stick that coasterware under it?
Sally: Check it out sweatie, we have the whole set now!
by temu_jin August 19, 2007
Get the coasterware mug.An individual who says they are neither conservative or liberal to seem open minded, vote for 'who's best for the country,' and have never voted for a liberal in their lives.
Tina: "I'm not liberal or conservative. I vote for the best man for the job!"
Bill: "Who is your favorite president?"
Tina: "Reagen."
Bill: "Who did you vote for in the last few elections"
Tina: "McCain, George W. Bush, George Bush, Reagan..."
Bill: "You're such a Conservabal."
Bill: "Who is your favorite president?"
Tina: "Reagen."
Bill: "Who did you vote for in the last few elections"
Tina: "McCain, George W. Bush, George Bush, Reagan..."
Bill: "You're such a Conservabal."
by Thatotherguy October 18, 2012
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conservadunce n. A person who through extreme conservative beliefs over looks blatant facts and needs of the people. Their blind disregard for the necessary separation of church and state that it grants them license to discriminate against the rights of those who do not share in their beliefs while simultaneously selling out the rights of all Americans under the guise of safety and security through the word of "God"
I you think we are going to let that conservadunce strip away the right to vote from the homosexual community without a fight then you are dead wrong.
by PunchDrunkRambo May 30, 2017
Get the conservadunce mug.The act of or fulfilling one's own desire to forcefully withdrawal a brown dragon while playfully caressing the penile shaft.
Anthony: So, you think John's consterbating in there??
Dustin: Smells like it.
Anthony: Well, it can't be too painful, he's got a porn mag in his hand.
Dustin: Smells like it.
Anthony: Well, it can't be too painful, he's got a porn mag in his hand.
by John's mother April 2, 2007
Get the consterbating mug.Women, presumably mothers with teenage children, over 50 who dress conservatively and act in such a manner, but are also drop dead gorgeous.
Other forms:
-Conservahottie
-Conservhotasm.
Other forms:
-Conservahottie
-Conservhotasm.
Dude, your mom's a conservahottie.
Looking at her gives me a conservhotasm.
Mom, you're truly conservahot.
Looking at her gives me a conservhotasm.
Mom, you're truly conservahot.
by Taybells; March 13, 2009
Get the Conservahot mug.A conservative teenager who also acts like a cunt. Tend to be intolerant towards people of different political ideologies, and tend to come from upper-middle class families.
"When McDonald's serves Filet Mignon, then they can pay their workers $15/hour"
"Dude, Andrew is such a conservacunt. He should try living on minimum wage."
"Dude, Andrew is such a conservacunt. He should try living on minimum wage."
by himynameisxtd July 17, 2016
Get the Conservacunt mug.A conservative politician intent on belittling other's opinions, (not letting others talk) discussing how they're always right and people should listen.
by wallstacks October 25, 2011
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