Conservabal 

An individual who says they are neither conservative or liberal to seem open minded, vote for 'who's best for the country,' and have never voted for a liberal in their lives.

Tina: "I'm not liberal or conservative. I vote for the best man for the job!"
Bill: "Who is your favorite president?"
Tina: "Reagen."
Bill: "Who did you vote for in the last few elections"
Tina: "McCain, George W. Bush, George Bush, Reagan..."
Bill: "You're such a Conservabal."

Conservabal by Thatotherguy October 18, 2012

Conservabitch

Alternative of libtards for right-wing republicans

This fucking 60 yr old republican kept calling me a libtard while complaining about the media - what a conservabitch!

Conservabitch by UnfazedVik July 20, 2021

Conservatard 

A conservative whose politics are so traditionalist that they literally retard progress.

How the fuck can people be conservatarded! Don’t they know that making the present like the “good old days” is a fools cause.

Conservatard by The first time November 11, 2022

conservatard 

A person who is politically conservative to an extreme degree, often with no sound intellectual basis for his or her beliefs.

Conservatards believe that loud volume, beligerence, and personal attacks trump logic and reasoning in any argument. In a conservatard's eyes, logic and reasoning are used by communists and hippies to warp the minds of the innocent young, and therefore must be avoided at all costs.

When engaged in political discourse, conservatards change subjects often; preferring to point out unrelated (or even fabricated) examples of liberal folly rather than directly addressing the topic at hand. Some conservatards like to use large words like "misunderestimate" and "nukular" to impress others with their advanced grasp of English vocabulary, and by extension, their intelligence.

Conservatards generally have no concept of history, and in fact, may not even be able to read above a third grade level. Most of their belief structure is dictated to them by a television.

With its recent ruling requiring intelligent design to be taught in schools, Kansas has become the nation's conservatard capitol.

conservatard by krt December 2, 2005

Conservatard 

A word to describe idiotic right-wingers, which is unfortunately most of them.

Guy 1: Donald Trump won 2020! #StopTheSteal!
Guy 2: STFU Conservatard

Conservatard by KrimsonKatt August 4, 2021

conservanilla 

Any conservative completely lacking in personality and edge. Lots of current examples, of course Mitt Romney leaps to mind immediately. Usually spotted around suburban neighborhoods watering their grass with a garden hose while his wife plants petunias.

"My boss is a serious conservanilla with his Mitt Romney sticker on his beige four door Ford Taurus that he drives while listening to Nickleback at full blast. Incredibly lame."

conservanilla by Buttermilkgirl67 March 14, 2012

conservanazi 

A conservative who is rabid in his/her beliefs in the Republican party and it's leaders, like rush limbaugh.

(Limbaugh coined the word "feminazis" to describe feminist. His dittoheads thought it was so funny.)

Just coined the word to describe the conservative true believer wingnuts.

Believers of limbaugh are conservanazis
limbaugh is the leader of the conservanazi republiklans.

AKA wingnuts.

conservanazi by GFY cheney September 24, 2009