constipation

When the train won't come out of the tunnel.

I had constipation for almost a week and finally relieved myself, it felt like I gave birth out of my asshole. True story.

by Anonymous...... February 1, 2008

Corporate Constipation

The general inability to produce any final outcomes or progress within a corporate environment. Due primarily to ineptitude in management and policies that prevent the full release of employee performance and potential.

I need a new job. It's the same old corporate constipation. I'm getting no where here.

by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015

mental constipation

A synonym for writer's block, only more extreme. Where one cannot think properly due to many things: insomnia, nightmares, under-disgested hummus, brain farting and many more serious reasons such as amnesia.

Person 1: What's 2+2?
Person 2: Uhh...34?
Person 1: ...what?
Person 2: Sorry, I'm suffering from mental constipation

by alstarryn January 5, 2009

Constipation

When your poo grows attachment issues and acts as a fetus

constipation heheh lol xoxox

by tannyab February 4, 2013

Constipation

When it feels like Satan himself is trying to rip apart your asshole

"My constipation makes it feel like my asscheeks are getting demolished by a big black guy named requis"

by Succmyhorsecock October 25, 2020

Task Constipation

Refering to a task or work load so large that all production comes to a stop.

This project is so immense that everyone is suffering from Task Constipation.

by Armyman1976 May 2, 2011

Worker's Constipation

What the term, "Worker's Compensation" is to Butt-Head on the Beavis and Butt-Head episode, "Work is Death".

{Burger World Manager}: Be careful in the kitchen, Burger world can not afford to pay out any more Worker's Compensation.

Butthead: Uhhh, Worker's Constipation?

Beavis: Yeah, yeah, I get that all the time at work when I can't take a poop.

by Telephony July 20, 2020