conspiracy

Every major event since the beginning of time.

Everything thats ever happend was a conspiracy, covered up by the government.

by SluseFA July 13, 2007

conspiracy

1. A secret plan to overthrow a certain group or to do something else illegal or wrong.

2. A different idea/theory of why something (usually bad) happened, rather than the one which people are told.

1. A group of young men decided to conspire against their government.

2. 9/11 has many conspiracy theories surrounding it.

by theforgottenspark January 12, 2007

Conspiratrap

A conspiracy and a trap, but put together!

it is such a conspiratrap when it snows in the spring time, its not only a conspiracy, but also a trap.

by Eären/Brinna April 5, 2008

Conspiranoia

A portmanteau of "conspiracy" and "paranoia", wherein one's paranoia is expressed through delusions of conspiracies.

Herp: "9/11 was an insides job! The Mayans predict the world will end in 2012! The Holocaust never happened! The Moon landing was a Hollywood hoax! ILLUMINATI!"

Derp: "Woah, man. Chill out with the conspiranoia, you're overheating."

by IceMetalPunk October 2, 2011

hypnotic torso conspiracy

The believe that girls breasts are there solely to be used to get what they want

Worker #1: You know that new girl in management?
Worker #2: The one with the huge rack?
Worker #1: Would you believe that she just got out of college?
Worker #2: That's the hypnotic torso conspiracy at it's finest

by Delmar May 11, 2006

conspiranoid

A paranoia heightened by the belief that unseen forces are organized against one's self or values, or against the general wellfare; persecution fantasy marked by belief that persons perceived negatively by the afflicted are operatives or dupes of real or imagined clandestine organizations.

"I can't talk to that guy anymore; he's gone so conspiranoid, he thinks our landlord is writing reports on his daily movements for the International Kommisariat of Screwing Over Delusional Nutjobs."

by Stephen Couchman November 16, 2006

Conspirasist

A low societal status person, who proves his place, by hilariously pretending elaborate hidden plans are set against him. As if they have to be.

Example: There is no greater example for population reduction, then the population reduction conspirasist.

by WraithingtonForever December 2, 2013