consentage

n. The age at which one can legally consent to something, also the proof one presents to prove one has reached that age.

......................,.,,,,,,,,,,,,,

I'm gonna need to see some consentage if you want the full Chicago Melvin.

Here's my Registry Card.

That will do fine Miss Lohan.

by gnostic3 August 25, 2014

liquid confetti

the partially digested, strangely colored substance that appears after a gagging reflex, when you become a multicolored organic fountain. can be used as a noun or a verb, just like vomit

That smells like liquid confetti.

She's such a lightweight, she can liquid confetti after half a beer.

by kelzebra August 8, 2005

colon confetti

Feces, poop, shit, diarrhea etc.

Mike: *Exits Bathroom* You might want to wait a few minutes before going in there. I just made colon confetti.
Joe: Thanks for the warning!

by Diegaa June 19, 2008

Butthole Confetti

Small balls of toilet paper that end up on the floor from overzealous wiping. Usually contains traces of dookie.

I'm not sure who was in this bathroom before me, but judging by the butthole confetti, they're having a rough day.

by Petruzniak March 17, 2020

Man Confetti

Cum, ejaculate
“🎊”

“Man confetti is ready to make the bed wetty”

by MAN CONFETTI October 27, 2020

muff confetti

women's underwear - especially when thrown to singers/actors/pimps/ etc...

"Neil Diamond is old as fuck, but he still get's muff confetti when he sings."

by sung park May 18, 2004

ass confetti

When diarrhea comes out in multi-colored flecks.

"I forgot to take my lactaid before I had that smoothie and ended up with ass confetti."

by Potamus July 28, 2006