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Conjolted

Adj.
a. Complicated, intricately involved; intense shifts or exchanges; often referring to intense and abstract thoughts, feelings, or emotions that are changing or altering constantly.
b. Seperate and unrelated ideas or concepts that are muddled together into a single idea or concept.
-Bob's feelings on life are conjolted, he can find no peace.
-Joe and Susan are having a conjolted debate about life.

-"My feelings on abortion are conjolted. I'm against abortion, but I'm for killing babies." - Bob
by Torrayan February 24, 2010
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conjoined twin

by Anonymous October 14, 2003
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concerned

An internet message board species, who has very little in the way of education and hardly any thought control. This species is a rarity that is subject to scientific behavioural problems.

Humans are advised to pleasure such a species with humour and sarcasm, as facts and honesty are not absorbed by this concerned species.

If you happen to meet the species concerned away from an internet message board, then I do declare that be a miracle.
Praise be the Gospel according to Concerned, chapter XIV, verse 3 and a quarter.
by LJ Love United Hate Glazer January 7, 2007
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conjoined twin myslexia

A FICTIONAL, PARODIC disorder created by the writers of Southpark, the animated television show. This faux illness is used to exemplify how people can be unsupportive while trying to be supportive (and more simplistically, how people should mind their own business. It is logical to assume they did this to avoid offending any sensitive people with a real disorder, so they used one that didn't exist.

In real conjoined twins, there is the potential for something similar to occur, though not often on the face, called "twin embolisation syndrome" or "vanishing twin syndrome." Also visually similar to the imagined South Park disorder are craniopagus parisiticus (parasitic twin) and twin reversed arterial perfusion (TRAP).

Please note:
"conjoint" is not an acutal spelling used by the writers or by medical professionals, merely by people with poor spelling skills adding things to an open dictionary.
"Did you see that hilarious episode of South Park where they talked about 'conjoined twin myslexia?' My how we would look ignorant moron if we actually used the term like it was really a disorder."
by Lady Artemis August 15, 2009
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A.W.A.C. ( all white and concerned )

A.W.A.C. ( all white and concerned )
That fake, heightened sense of concern that white people show when ,in reality, they just dont care.
Well yeah she had to be "A.W.A.C. ( all white and concerned )" at the meeting, it was an NAACP meeting for christs sake!
by Eddie to the O July 22, 2011
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Conjoined Twins

The act of tying together 2 sexual partners of the same gender for a threesome.
“Hey Ellie, my girlfriend wanted to try doing conjoined twins tonight, you still up for that threesome?”

“Only if I get to be the left side!”
by SexGuru89 April 6, 2023
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Concored

To be in a state of concern while feeling a conflicting sense of honor based on the subject of your concern.
My girlfriend said she really missed me last night, so she feel asleep to the saw movies... I'm kinda concored.
by Placibo August 12, 2018
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