Jing Cong

A very sexy man who is way too hot too be kept alive. often known for his handsomeness, he has claimed the lives of others by just his appearance alone. His biceps have the ability to rip open the sky and allow the universe to leak into earth. However, he uses his breathing skills to keep the balance of the world and allow peace to the solar system.

Zhi Yong: "Oh my god. Humble Makes a Kind Man."
Aaron: "Where did you learn that?"
Jun Wei: "Clearly from Jing Cong"
Darrion: "Hot."

Jing Cong by shironii August 22, 2021

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Viet Cong Flapjacked

Whenever you're walking underneath a canopy of tree's and an Asian man jumps from a hidden limb, lands on top of u, then takes a massive dump on your neck, right before he cuts your head off.

My brother was jogging on a trail, in the state park, when he got Viet Cong Flapjacked while training for a 20k Ironman course in North Korea!!

Viet Cong Flapjacked by Seezar Sewickley November 28, 2017

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What the cong heo?!

A phrase that branched off of "What the hell?!". When said by a FOB, it sounds like "What duh heo?". "Heo" is a Vietnamese word meaning pig, which is fully described as "cong heo", or "the pig". Asian people (esp. Vietnamese) say "What the cong heo?!" just because they think it's cool and sounds funny, but really, it only makes them look like a complete retard that should go finish their ELD classes.

FOB 1: OH MAI GOT, you guy look, dis guy juss lick his own crap mang!

FOB 2: What the cong heo?!

Bystander: STFU retard.

What the cong heo?! by Tightasss June 28, 2009