conflatulations

A word to express congratulence. Positive acknowledgment of a loud and/or smelly fart

Someone farts in a public place (in the pub or a bus queue etc)
The person next to them says 'Conflatulations!'

by HankTheBusDriver January 22, 2015

Conjajulation

A form to appreciate someone in a classic slang

Conjajulation brother

by DUnlimit_Ed November 30, 2021

Conflatulations

Conflatualations; expression of wonder over an extraordinarily trumpetious passing of wind from ones chocolate chambers, without the blotting of the under garment.

Conflatulations 'I say Dr Watson, that trouser trumpet was of a magnitude that would normally lay clay - Conflatualations old boy'

by Ravey Davey Gravy March 30, 2023

confoculation

Confoculation: When someone says something so stupid that it does not make sense to anyone in the world, including the dumbest of the human beings, that’s when you are left confuted

Every time Steven speaks, I am left confoculated… because he is so stupid his word break my brain leaving me in a state of confoculation.

by The Confoculator December 6, 2024