contabulated

To regroup, to organize your thoughts when your mind is spinning.

I just came home from a long day at work. The house is a mess, dirty floors, dirty dishes, how did the fly get in here? The newspaper is spread all over the rug, the dog is barking at me, the kids are yelling for dinner. Please everyone! Give me just a moment to get contabulated!

by sharw135 April 30, 2011

confapulate

Canfapulate comes from the word confabulate, which means to engage in a conversation. But confapulate differs from confabulate such that you fap with the person you are having a conversation with.

Joshua and Ralph decided to confapulate and see who could cum first while no one was looking.

by Braided Asshair March 1, 2017

dis-confibulated

another wacky and weird way of saying you are confused

Timothy says "you need to pull this lever up then down and turn this knob, to work the machine"
Luke 2 says "This is too complicated for me I am dis-confibulated"
Timothy 1 says "But it's sooo simple

by Tim_Potatoe July 19, 2017

conjubulated

A feeling experienced when Chris Lantz's mother is sighted. Usually ends in boner-induction.

Dude, when I saw Chris's mom the other day, I got totally conjubulated!

by Dr. Wanker March 6, 2005

confogulated

1. to be in a state of confusion about a topic; 2. to be late because you were driving through fog

1. I'm pretty confogulated about why she wouldn't invite us to dinner. 2. Sorry, sir, I'm confogulated this morning. I could only drive twenty miles on the way here.

by pweidman December 4, 2009

conjibulate

The act of poking something icky with a stick. Normally the corpse of a dead animal, like something washed up on a sea shore or road kill. Maybe turning over a semi dried cow pat. The stick is called a conjibulator.

To use a stick to investigate something you don't want to use your hands or fingers for. Because Urgh. But it's kind of fascinating.

I found a dead hedgehog in the garden I just had to conjibulate it. When I turned it over there were loads of maggots. Urgh. Conjibulator Conjibulating

by Lucid Space Dog May 24, 2016

cuntfabulate

To attempt conversation while performing oral sex on a woman.

Despite her telling him not to cuntfabulate, her boyfriend had a habit of talking with his mouth full.

by Lifeofloaf December 18, 2016