Bieber condoms

a special type of condom, used by JB himself, coming in one flavor, and one flavor only: Sour Patch

Justin: wooooo-eeee!! Gotta love 'dem Bieber condoms!!
Girl: YUMMY! *salivates*

by mermaidman&lilwayne May 8, 2010

codomite

A codomite is a person who fucks fish.

Phred got busted by the cods for being a serial codomite.

by Jacques Asse April 22, 2009

Spend $12,000 on Flex Tape and condoms

It just works

I’m probably not even gonna have a husband so I can Spend $12,000 on Flex Tape and condoms and nobody will be able to yell at me for it

by Miff_ June 7, 2018

Styles Condoms

The best condoms on earth. Harry Styles uses them himself. You can buy them in every colour, every size and every flavour. The favorites are the ones with carrot flavour.

Zayn: Hey Hazza, what did you do last night?
Harry: Did The Harry Styles with Louis. We used Styles condoms!
Louis: Hell yeah it was amazing.
Zayn: Woah I want too!

by FuckYeahStylesCondoms March 26, 2011

condomize

Verb: to apply a condom. A neo-sexy Safe Sex word.

"They love it when you condomize them with your mouth."

"Hold on, let me condomize ya."

by Tragic Rabbit June 19, 2006

condomhead

a bald man whose head resembles a condom, or any person who generally looks like a condom

john malkovic = condomhead

by chaz13123 February 28, 2009

Condoms

The thin pieces of rubber that make life enjoyable.

jonny: daddy, what are condoms?

Dad: son, condoms can break

by ilyHudy June 14, 2010