4/80 air conditioning 

If your car does not have air conditioning it is said to have "4/80 air conditioning"... 4 windows down, 80 kilometres per hour.

My Renault 12 has 4/80 air conditioning, Armstrong power windows and manual ABS (ie pump the shit out of the brake pedal)

4/80 air conditioning by Choda Boy 57 September 19, 2006

Mcgrath Air-Conditioner. 

A standard BJ, only when the woman has an ice cube in her mouth so that your dick may be cooled and refreshed for further use.

Best used on extremely hot days after physical labor, when you have sustained an injury to your penis, or after intense sexual endeavors.

1) It was 98 degrees while I was mowing the lawn, so I had my woman cool me down with the old Mcgrath Air-Conditioner.
2) At baseball practice I got nailed in the dick by a baseball, it hurt so bad that the only cure was a good old Mcgrath Air-Conditioner.
3) We boned for like 8 hours, my dick was so sore that I absolutely needed a Mcgrath Air-Conditioner in order to not contract ED.

Mcgrath Air-Conditioner. by coolkidcookscrack May 5, 2010

mint condition 

A condition where something is perfect or as if it was originally manufactured.

A state where something has no flaws.

Selling a mint condition iPhone! Has no flaws, abrasions or scratches!

mint condition by SacTu March 9, 2009

The Leaky Air Conditioner  

A sexual term used when a man stands over a women, and lets his ball sweat drip on the womens (or mans) Face.

I gave her The Leaky Air Conditioner on a hot summers eve

The Leaky Air Conditioner by The Middle & The Bear September 6, 2007

conditional friend 

Your friend only for as long as they get pleasure or gain something from the friendship; only as long as it does not cost too much.

When a friend is down, I help him out. But when his life falls into place and mine isn't going so well, where is he to be found? That's a conditional friend.

conditional friend by jacknjill December 18, 2003

shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time 

no longer have the will to live

“my shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time”

“im so sorry, please buy more (buy more means gain the will to live)”

shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time by glyz December 11, 2022

Terms and Conditions 

A long body of text which no one reads. “I have read the terms and conditions” is also the most said lie known to man. Because of this, companies sometimes take advantage of the fact that no one reads the terms and conditions.

Hmm, Copyright.......... No reproduction......... YES I GET IT I ACCEPT THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS I DON’T CARE, NOW LET ME POST STUFF NOW!

Terms and Conditions by Terms and Conditions. September 9, 2019