comforter whore

A person who frequently and unnecessarily purchases a new comforter even though the one they have is perfectly fine.

CW: "hey look at my new comforter! it's so soft and pretty"
Friend: "that's the third comforter you've bought this month you comforter whore!"

by tsizzley December 29, 2010

slut comforter

1. a guy who wifey's up sluts
2. a guy who dates complete whores
3. a guy who sets not standard on who he dates

that nigga is such a slut comforter.. he's always messing with skeezas!

by kita x3 December 30, 2008

completed the girl coaster

When you think you're ready to move on to a serious romantic relationship with a woman.

I've completed the girl coaster. Now it's time to be patient with this one.

by Ereck Flowers November 7, 2018

Comportunity

The opportunity to have a convo with someone you would never approach.

Sally had a great comportunity with the head of the research department Saturday (I wish I had her style sense).

Jim loves it when he wears his college football team logo tee to the park because it gives him comportunites with the hotties.

by WordPictureArtist March 28, 2019

Carported

Similar to clotheslined, but actually useful. When your buddies secretly add a carport extension to your existing carport.

Vinny returned home to find a carport extension put up at his house. He immediately suspected the local Italian radicals and little did he know that he had just been carported.

by WildBill-54 April 30, 2021

Compacted meme

A rock solid poop that makes you have anal fissure and blood in toilet

I couldn’t even flush that compacted meme so the toilet overflowed

by Raven121880 October 19, 2021

Comfortee

The person trying to comfort someone that someone being the comforted

Person 1: Jeez. This work is stressful
Person 2: Hey person 1 you ok?
Person 1: Not really, there's a lot of unfinished work that I have to get done by tomorrow

Person 2: There there, you have a bunch of time before the deadline, just try to clear your head. I'll be your comfortee of sorts
Person 1: Thank you, Person 2 :)

by GeoLazer April 23, 2023