Communilate

Communicating with someone you have plans with when you are running late.

Sorry I didn't communilate, I left my phone in the car.

by Dad987 July 15, 2013

Premature Communication

To accidently press the send button and, send a text message in mid-sentence.

Person 1: Hey let's get toget........SEND.........SHIIIIIIIIIT!
Person 2: Uhhhh...Got ur text....WTF?
Person 1: Sorry got a case of the Premature Communications!

by DianaR June 15, 2009

fat communication

When two fat people , in the same location, use some type of mobile device to communicate as to not have to burn any calories moving to talk to the other person directly.

Example of fat communication between two fatties in the same house.

Fat husband on cell phone: Honey, can you bring me some ice cream out of the kitchen?

Fat wife: He'll no, get your fat ass up and get some yourself. I've got cookies!

by Mbiyt817 December 14, 2013

Schroedinger’s Communication Syndrome (SCS)

The nagging need to keep checking your email/text messages, while waiting for a reply… Until you look, there both is/is not a message waiting.

I really need that reply from the doctor; I don't think he's replied yet, but until I look, I get to have Schroedinger’s Communication Syndrome (SCS)

by thehypermom July 3, 2017

communication breakdown

an awesome song by Led Zeppelin, the greatest rock band that ever came to exist.

Me: Have you heard communication breakdown lately?
non-led-zeppelin fan: duh... whats a communication breakdown
Me: its a led zeppelin song.
other guy: i am sorry for offending the great led zeppelin. I am ashamed. I shall now wash my mouth with soap becuase I have dishonored the greatest song on earth.

by fads;lkfja;sldkfj January 5, 2008

Communication gun

The ordinary device drawn from your pocket which is currently used to write, call, watch, listen and most of all to kill the boredom. The real function of the cell phone.

“- Why is he so anxious?
- He has lost his mobile and it’s like a part of his power. He was so addicted to his communication gun. Today he wanna die.
- Unfortunately he won’t be buried with his weapon !”

by Corduroy par XM October 29, 2011

FTL communication

A way how to exchange insults over large distances without the lightspeed delay.

...SETI was failure because ETI used a FTL communication.

by Raghar October 16, 2007