compliance violation

a shitty company law preventing the use of pornography, etc. on a laptop/desktop owned by your employer.

"hmm im feeling a little devilish, ill look at some porn on my work comp, im at home on my own wi-fi connection so the boss can't catch me. (the next day at work) "COMPLIANCE VIOLATION!!! your fired!" says the boss (to the man that earlier looked at porn). This is usually caused by the company putting some shitty office watcher such as Trend Micro offiscan client.

by [MaLiCiOuS] January 29, 2010

complacement

To direct ease of mind or complacency.

Oh, your day sucked? do you want me to give you some complacement?

by Fr3ak 0ut June 12, 2011

Compleaner

A person who can't clean without complaining.

Kim: I seriously just can't stand cleaning!
Kris: Yeah I hate it too!
Kim: Yep, we're total compleaners.

by alphawolfexc April 21, 2013

Compliance

To kiss or suck someones ass in an exchange for freedom.

Hey Candy, how would you like $20 for a quick moment of compliance.

by realtalkisfeeltalk January 15, 2021

Compliance

I knew you would struggle with that one the most and that is not crediting and paying me so can treat me ailments failure to do so is in violation of the bodily harm clause.

Hym "I knew compliance would be a hurdle for you but the compliance clause isn't going to be relevant for any of you 99.99% of the time."

by Hym Iam September 23, 2025

presidential compliance

Offering privileges or temporary advantages to get someone comply during a "reasonable period of time" so he can't sue anymore.

What the hell is that position, do not exists ? Presidential compliance! -- Joe somebody

by programaths May 18, 2019

Malicious compliance

Malicious compliance (also known as malicious obedience) is the behavior of strictly following the orders of a superior despite knowing that compliance with the orders will have an unintended or negative result. It usually implies following an order in such a way that ignores or otherwise undermines the order's intent but follows it to the letter.

Malicious compliance example

PE teacher: You will do laps until your feet are bleading

PE teacher: Why didn't you stop when your shoes tore apart? your feet are bleeding

by R409 December 18, 2024