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Compassionate Bastardism

It is a social and political philosophy which encourages people to face up to their own rather nasty human nature and describes policies to protect society.

Compassionate Bastardism is about accepting that we are all bastards and harnessing the greed that drives the majority, but at the same time ensuring that everyone is provided with the means to survive.
Compassionate Bastardism holds that if you want a fair society you have to be a bastard about being compassionate so that your compassion can go to the people that really need it and it cannot be taken advantage of by the bastards.
by Compassionate Bastard August 25, 2009
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Campaign Cute

While working on long political campaigns with staff and interns you often lower your expectations because there is no one attractive on them.
Dude, I think she's hot.

Nah, she's just campaign cute
by poli intern July 25, 2010
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comparand

A thing that may be or is being compared to something else.
In the Boolean expression x < y+2, x and y+2 are the two comparands.
by Teeesen October 19, 2012
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Great Lakes Brewing Company

I had a Great Lakes Brewing Company beer yesterday with my coworker.

My dad drinks beer from the Great Lakes Brewing Company
by E da machine October 20, 2008
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compaq screw

the funny screws with heads consisting of a small flathead/torx inserts, usually found in Compaq computers
i seem to have a bag of compaq screws.
by [c0x0r] December 1, 2004
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Meme Companies

An expression of joy. Very often used by the late David Bowie though he only said it once in recorded history.
Guy 1: Wow, isn't that thing epic?

Guy 2: "Meme Companies!"

Guy 1: Exactly, it is very epic.
by Imagineer June 22, 2020
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Freelance Campaigner

An individual working for a political campaign with no political affiliations whatsoever. They get paid in cold hard cash and frequently work for multiple campaigns simultaneously.
My bro's a freelance campaigner and made $2500 working for a Senate campaign and voted for the other guy.
by JerseyJoe6262 September 25, 2010
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