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domestic commie

Someone who is either selfish or selfless by the fact that when one member of the household receives a gift that it should be used and enjoyed by everyone.
1. Call me a domestic commie, but I want a nice jacket that will fit both my sister and myself for my birthday.
2. Looks like dad is going domestic commie this Christmas. He's putting the plasma T.V. in the living room!
3. Come on! Be a domestic commie and share your toys with me. I always let you play with mine!
by anonymous101lol February 17, 2014
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Commissaire Fuklaw

A very badass and avesome Angry Marines Commissaire, very ill for heresy, so ill he even finds his own men heretics!

The Angry Marines have a Commissar because Fuklaw was too damn angry to be put anywhere else. After the Angry Marines saw him in action, they started recruiting from his homeworld.

Also he fucks impostors, fucks heresy, thinks that cover is for pussies and is a real paranoid psycho.
Angry Marine Chant - ALWAYS ANGRY, ALL THE TIME!

DRIVE ME CLOSER! I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD!
~ Commissaire Fuklaw during campaign
by Yaminoyori December 25, 2009
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Commiecrat

A critical term used to attack the USA Democrat Party on the grounds that:
1. it has become like the old Soviet Union or other former / current communist nations in terms of infringements on private property, freedom of speech, and certain civil liberties (gun ownership and private property taking in particular).
2. it sides with the enemies of the USA or has become anti-American in general.
The damn Commiecrats want to take my handgun away, but they give the gangbangers out there a slap on the wrist when they catch them.
by NickB1967 November 6, 2008
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commie bastard

A derogatory reference to communism, specifically to the Cold War and the (former) Soviet Union. For decades, communism was the ultimate and de-facto enemy of the United States and allies Active wars, coups, assassinations, espionage, and many other things, were fought/ordered/carried out over the perceived/real worldwide struggle between democracy and communism in the post World War 2 era (1945-1990's). The Vietnam War, Korean War, and Cuban Missile Crisis being the most notable for obvious reasons.

*This definition is especially important for those who may have no idea/not-sure why other generations in the US have such a strong anti-communism / anti-communist bias, and because recent history coverage in K-12 is poorly and/or quickly covered in US for a number of reasons.
"Yes children, the commie bastards actually put nuclear weapons and bases in Cuba with the blessing of Fidel Castro, and nearly started a nuclear war from which all your political correctness and 'safe spaces' would not have protected you."
by idiomatic4 December 18, 2018
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enough commie spam

A subreddit that believes that mass murder and tyranny are bad.
Enough commie spam sure is angry about Katyn and Holodomor.
by Liberty Ethos September 15, 2020
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Pre-K Commie

A teacher that doesn’t allow his or her students to bring in snacks, unless they have enough to share with the entire class.
Mom! Don’t bother packing extra food. I’m not allowed to have any food around after lunch, my teacher is a pre-k commie!
by SithLordTrevor August 6, 2018
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Commission

1) A fee paid to an agent for providing a service, especially a percentage of the total amount of business transacted.

2) A job or task given to a person or a group, especially an order to produce a particular product or piece of work.

3) A group of people authorized to carry out a duty.

4) The committing of something, especially a crime or other offense.
1) The middleman was paid a fee.

2) The factory was given a commission.

3) The spy had commission to kill suspects of terrorism.

4) The commission of a crime.
by Jafje June 28, 2007
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